Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The Toilet Seat Conundrum

Women want it left down. Men don't see the big hoopla about leaving it up. Our complaint is that we don't want to saunter our pretty, flawless behinds into the bathroom, only to sit down and plunk down into the area where everyone's excrements habitate anywhere from 30 seconds to 30 minutes...depending on what you're doing in there. On the other hand, men can't seem to figure out why on God's green earth we can't just look before we sit down.

I used to be one of those chicks who didn't care if the toilet seat was left up. And for some reason, as I've gotten older, I find myself falling into the stereotypical category of ladies who require the seat stay down. I mean, if you love me, you don't want me to get hurt in the middle of the night when I have to tinkle, right? (A certain somebody told me not to even try that one.)

So I went online and found a viable solution to this ever-ongoing problem in the households of happy couples around the world.


Voila! There you have it. The push pedal toilet seat. Everybody gets to win and everybody's happy. Just press to lift up, relase to let down. Simple. Bada-bing. Baba-boom. What would ya'll do without me?

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